What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

What is music publishing?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”